Ok I'm gonna do this:
Alfred reaction to: UsUk
Alfred reaction to: Amepan
Alfred reaction to: AmeCan
Alfred reaction to: Some of his really creepy fan-girls
Alfred reaction to: FranAme
Alfred reaction to: Belarus x America
Alfred reaction to: Spiders
Alfred reaction to: Every shipping involving him
Alfred reaction to: His creepy fan-art
Alfred reaction to: Scary stuff
Alfred reaction to: A MC' Donald's being closed down
Add more if I forgot anything.